oh god oh god so ive not been on really and thus havent said anything and oh god so m going to europe tomorrow yayyyy but also oh god anxiety is a piece of shit why does it exist gonna throw up tbh
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
This man knows how to ride a Segway
This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
OMG YES ITS BACK
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake