preferences-5sos:

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life ever

at a horror movie

enoland8:

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

I’m still down for it.

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

purestmeth:

lemme finger u under the table when we have dinner w ur parents

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someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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d0nn0:

Friend: Do you get invited to parties a lot?

Me: um yes 

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