hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

steveorogers:

person: are you over bucky barnes yet

me:

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troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

Tom Hiddleston on the set of Crimson Peak

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

marilynmay:

I have those two favourite characters from two of my favourite shows, so I made a thing

thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

iguanamouth:

fluffyglowgalaxy:

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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EXCUSE YOU

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outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

© jp