old ships you forgot you loved that come back and just punch you right in the face
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
like a dead body
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
THE SECRET BUNNY CONFERENCE HAS GONE INTO ACTION GO LADY BUGS GO.
I was supposed to be studying at the library but then i saw this girl on tumblr and she kept laughing bc her whole dash was humour and i was trying to see if she was following me so my aim is to make this post famous until she finds it i want to be her friend HELP ME FIND HER i will update u guys
YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT
I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING
getting ACDC when doing a multichoice test is great like you might be a test but at least you have a good music taste rock on
A son excitedly calls up his father. His wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl.
"Dad, Dad! I’m a Dad now!" he says, tears in his eyes
Over the line, his father smiles.
"Hi, a Dad now. I’m Grandpa."