Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
I had to watch this a few times because I thought she grew twice the size after he pulled out her hair band
yes that’s the only strange thing about this gif
oh god oh god so ive not been on really and thus havent said anything and oh god so m going to europe tomorrow yayyyy but also oh god anxiety is a piece of shit why does it exist gonna throw up tbh
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
This man knows how to ride a Segway
This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters
can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
OMG YES ITS BACK
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.